Letter to my Future Children

Dear future loves of my life,

  I just wanted to tell you that I plan on loving you unconditionally, no matter how many times you make me wanna pull my hair out. 

  I've had this image of how I plan on raising you for as long as I can remember. I have a lot of friends that have kids and I've been surrounded by them since I was young. I can do this! 

  I want to be the cool mom, but I know I must be your parent before your friend. I can guarantee that we won't see eye to eye on a lot of things, it's the parent/child code. 

  BUT, no matter how much we disagree, you WILL:

      1. ALWAYS respect your elders. It's Ma'am/Sir.

      2. Treat others kindly. There's always someone fighting a bigger battle.

      3. Future son, your pants are to be wore around your waist, NOT your butt. 

      4. Future daughter, your body is to remain a mystery. The public will NOT see your thighs, stomach or cleavage. 

      5. Remember that family is the most important thing. 

      6. Know that I love you more than anything in the world and will always be there for you. 

Everything else, we can talk about or work on.

 With all my love,

 Your evil mother